It’s Hump day already. Not sure why I just typed that. My work week is so unconventional I am not sure I would consider hump day. Why hump day? It sounds so silly anyways.
Here it is again the weird truth about myself:
1. I am antisocial. I am not good at meeting new people. I am like that weird socially awkward teenager around new people grasping at things to talk about. I hate going into crowded places, my anxiety level sores. Put me in a full elevator especially in the back watch me freak out. I only go to Wal-Mart and to Tops in the middle of the night or early morning. I do not wanna see all those people. Yes I am also a duck and weave type girl. If I see someone out and I don’t really wanna talk to them I will duck and weave among aisle and get out of dodge.
2. I do not like to be touched. To he completely honest it is not a germ thing it is more like a stay our of my space thing. It freaks me out when people wanna hug. Why, why hug me? I am not a warm and inviting person so don’t touch me. There are a few exceptions to this rule and you people know who you are. Everyone else stay away! I saw on the Today show the other day how people should touch elbows now instead of handshakes. I like it and I think that MIGHT be doable. Less germs and less contact.
3. Reality TV. I really can’t believe I am admitting this but I am a reality TV junky when I am home alone being lazy on the couch. Jersey Shore, Kardashians, Teen mom, Real Housewives. To be honest I have no idea why I find myself drawn to these shows. I hate how the Jersey Shore acts in Italy, we are all not stupid Americans. I hate when Ronnie and Sam fight all the time BORING! It is like a train wreck that I can’t look away from. The Kardashians, really? It annoys me that they are famous for no real reason. If anything people should be most interested in Bruce Jenner (an Olympian) but his creepy plastic face is hard to look at. Teen Mom, this is my biggest perplexion. We all know how I feel about having children and the fact that a teenager is having a child disgustes me to know end. Life is hard and complicated, you should somewhat have your life figured out before you reproduce so you don’t fuck up another life. There are lots of methods to prevent pregnancy, duh! Real Housewives, OMG this show is so superficial. It is all about who has the nicest house, clothes, cars, vacations. Labels do not define a person! So really I have no idea why I am drawn to these shows and when Eric comes home I turn the channel to something else like I had been watching that all along.